Your Pet Did NOT Steal Christmas
Your pet is the star of every picture.
See their cover — free$69.99 · Free U.S. shipping · We’ll ask for your email
Likeness guarantee: we repaint it or refund you.
Christmas books are here. Most books arrive in about two weeks. The date shown for your address before you pay is the one that counts.
Their photo. Their cover.
A customer sent us this photo of Oliver. We made this cover from it.


“OMG, it’s so cute! It captures Oliver’s little snaggle tooth perfectly — it looks exactly like him.”
A real person checks every picture against your photo before it prints. If a picture looks off, we paint it again.
The likeness guarantee. If the book that arrives still is not them, we repaint it or refund you.
Example
Example pages
Painted from photos of our sample pets. Your book stars your pet.
What you get
- The book
- 40 pages, 8.5-inch square hardcover. Your pet is the star of every picture.
- Who it’s for
- A Christmas story for every age
- Art style
- Painted Storybook
- Your note
- A page at the front with a note in your own words. We print it just as you type it.
- Delivery
- Printed just for you. Estimated to arrive Mon, Nov 9–Thu, Nov 12 — before Christmas — for most U.S. addresses, with free shipping. Faster from $9.99. The date shown for your address before you pay is the one that counts.
- Replaced if it arrives damaged
- Tell us right away and send photos. We send a new one for free. How it works
The story
One innocent pet. One suspicious Christmas.
Christmas Eve is getting busy. Someone is wrapping, someone is baking, and your pet would very much like to be wherever everyone else is. Then a small voice notices that some rather essential Christmas things have disappeared. The animal with a bow on its head and a crumb by its mouth seems an obvious suspect. But obvious suspects are not always guilty. Together, the little accuser and your pet follow a trail through the house, turning up some very ordinary explanations in some very unexpected places. As each missing thing returns, suspicion travels somewhere new — and one grown-up has a particularly unconvincing excuse. There is an apology to make, a fresh batch of baking to attempt, and a much better place for your pet than the edge of the room: right in the middle of everyone. Built for a family read-aloud, this playful mystery pairs small discoveries with big expressions, gentle mischief, and the familiar chaos of getting Christmas ready together.
Who it’s for: For the whole family, from children who love spotting clues to grown-ups who recognize the Christmas chaos. A Christmas gift for the pet lover, the family host, or anyone whose animal is always right in the middle of things.
Questions
Does my pet really ruin Christmas?
No. Your pet is wrongly accused and helps uncover what happened. The family puts things right, the accuser says sorry, and the ending leaves room for a little harmless pet mischief. There is no punishment or frightening villain.
Can a pet other than a dog or cat be the detective?
Yes, if they can move around safely on dry floors and rest beside a cushion. Rabbits, birds, ferrets, guinea pigs and donkeys can be considered; the scenes adapt to their bodies, and a donkey waits at the doorway of the smaller rooms. Horses are too big for this particular house. Pets that live only in water or need to stay in a controlled enclosure cannot star in this story.
What kind of Christmas does the story celebrate?
A cozy family Christmas Eve with a tree, stockings, presents, cocoa and cookies left for Santa. There is no religious storyline, and Santa is talked about but never seen. A child, Grandma and Grandpa are heard from off the page; only your pet is ever drawn, and you need supply no family names or photos.
How far ahead should I order for Christmas?
Every book is made to order and takes about two weeks door to door, so order about three weeks before Christmas Eve, and earlier if you can. After that, the faster shipping offered at checkout can still make it, and the arrival date shown there for your address is the one that counts.
What do I get for $69.99?
A 40-page 8.5-inch square hardcover, printed just for you. Your pet is the star of every picture, and their name is on the cover. A page at the front has a note in your own words. A real person checks the book before it prints. Shipping in the U.S. is free. If it arrives damaged, we send a new one for free.
Can I see more than the cover first?
Yes, one page. After the cover, you can see one page from inside the book with your pet in it, free. We paint the rest after you order. A real person checks every picture against your photo before it prints.
What makes a good photo?
One pet, facing the camera, in good light. Daylight near a window is best. The face, colors and markings should be sharp. Skip heavy shadows, busy backgrounds and photos with two pets. A phone photo is fine.
Is the art made with AI?
Yes. We make the pictures with AI from the photo you send. They are not painted by hand. A real person on our team checks every book before it prints.
What happens to my photo?
We keep it, with what you typed and the art we made. That way we can reprint your book if something goes wrong, and make your next book without a new photo. To have it deleted, email support@illustratedyou.com, or ask us to close your account. No public gallery. No ads without asking you first. We don’t train AI on your photos, and we set up the AI services we use so they don’t train their general AI models on them either.
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Cake at sundown, and one guest still on her way.


